quotes = new Array(3);
quotes[0]="I'm flipping out in the magazine neighborhood.<br>- <i>Parkdale</i> by Metric";
quotes[1]="Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up.<br>- the Ataris";
quotes[2]="Art has to move you and design does not, unless it's a good design for a bus.<br>- David Hockney";
quotes[3]="I guess I'm not a punk<br>'cause I stopped getting drunk<br>and puking all over my shoes.<br>- the Queers";
quotes[4]="Somebody put me back in school, I forget everything.<br>- Metric";
quotes[5]="Every propagandist has his art department.<br>- Aldous Huxley";
quotes[6]="Creativity is not device-dependent.<br>- Bruce Mau";
quotes[7]="An artist must be so much -- poet, natural scientist, philosopher.<br>- Paul Klee";
quotes[8]="I am one and you are many, and even if you are say, twenty-seven in grand global total, that's still too many.<br>- William Gibson";
quotes[9]="Everything thought up by humans is design.<br>- Richard Hutten";
quotes[10]="Good design goes to heaven, bad design goes everywhere.<br>- Janine Huizenga";
quotes[11]="Looking is stealing.<br>- Max Kisman";
quotes[12]="Good designers are not born, they are made.<br>- Steven Heller";
quotes[13]="Design today can give us the future we once thought we were going to have.<br>- Aaron Betsky";
quotes[14]="As visual landmarks melt and reform before our eyes, we sense that somehow our world will never be the same again.<br>- Bruce Mau";
quotes[15]="I don't like your band<br> and I think your record sucks<br>I haven't even heard it yet,<br> but I don't give a fuck.<br>- the Peacocks";
quotes[16]="I'm a derelict rebel without a cause,<br>I ain't the cat with the sharpest claws.<br>- Social Distortion";
quotes[17]="Sure for the first time<br>you're wearing the right clothes.<br>Now take them off.<br>- Metric";
quotes[18]="Turning, tossing and turning<br>My love is burning me down.<br>- the smoking popes";
quotes[19]="And everyone's lying like rugs,<br>and everyone thinks I'm on drugs,<br>but I'm just fucked up on life.<br>- the mister t experience";
quotes[20]="And I'm not what I used to be,<br>mostly cause I refuse to be.<br>- the mister t experience<";
quotes[21]="Friend. Good.<br>- Frankenstein";
quotes[22]="I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.<br>- Douglas Adams";
quotes[23]="Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.<br>- George Burns";
quotes[24]="After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say <b>I want to see the manager.</b><br>- William S. Burroughs";
quotes[25]="Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.<br>- Paul Valery";
quotes[26]="The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.<br>- Paul Valery ";
quotes[27]="The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.<br>- William Gibson";
quotes[28]="It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.<br>- Robert Anton Wilson";
quotes[29]="The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.<br>- Albert Einstein";
quotes[30]="I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.<br>- Isaac Asimov";
quotes[31]="I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.<br>- Orson Welles";
quotes[32]="To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.<br>- Joseph Chilton Pearce";
quotes[33]="Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.<br>- Frank Zappa";
quotes[34]="America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.<br>- Oscar Wilde";
quotes[35]="Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.<br>- Philip K. Dick";
quotes[36]="If you need a hug, just think of me hugging a polar bear, then the polar bear returning to canada & hugging you. If you dont need a hug, I'll ride the polar bear around like a pony. - Jeff";
quotes[37]="Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.<br>- Thomas Jefferson";
quotes[38]="And whats that saying again?<br>They're only words<br>and words can't kill me.<br>Well, I can't even spell them...<br>- Say Hi to Your Mom";
quotes[39]="I am not young enough to know everything.<br>- Oscar Wilde";
quotes[40]="Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.<br>- Ronald Reagan";
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